Advent: Part 3 (joy)

“For the sake of my story and considering HIPAA,” one of my clients said during our meeting yesterday, “I’ll call the person I serve Joy.”

She talked about the difficulties of scheduling hours for her client’s in-home care and how her supervisor misunderstood her this week. I listened and responded accordingly, but the pseudonym she had picked lodged in my mind. Of all the names in all the world, she chose Joy. And I thought of my stillborn sister—a baby gone before she came—who entered the world on December 2, 1968. Her name was Joy too.

On my drive home, I clicked on the radio. The beloved Christmas song, in the middle of its second stanza, played:

While fields and floods, rocks, hills, and plains

Repeat the sounding joy,

Repeat the sounding joy,

Repeat, repeat, the sounding joy.

Returning to earth, I parked and strode into Target, skidding to a halt in the paper goods aisle. Shelved with other holiday supplies were plates marked with the word JOY. I popped them into my cart to remind me.

Last Sunday ignited the third light of Advent, the Candle of Joy, and I’ve thought about joy every day since then. The third candle is also called the shepherd’s candle for those humble overseers of the sheep who lived outside and eyed their charges with care—even in the darkness. And then one night it happened: the blinding light of heaven’s messengers shattered the sky, and fear leveled those field-dwellers. The news was not one of terror, though—despite its delivery—but of joy, announcing the birth of the great Shepherd of the sheep.

And off the herdsmen ran to tell anyone with ears to hear, repeating the joy of the best announcement ever.

No more let sins and sorrows grow,

Nor thorns infest the ground;

He comes to make His blessings flow

Far as the curse is found,

Far as the curse is found

Far as, far as, the curse is found.

Joy to the world!

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Advent: Part 2 (peace)

Peace like a river.

But rivers aren’t always tranquil. They smash, slam, and swirl too. And in their tumult, they rush into the ocean.

Peace can sound like a stone dropping into murky depths. The ripples move you, but you stay whole.

Peace can look like standing in a hospital bathroom in silence as breakers crash on the other side of the door, drowning out the beeps, whirs, and whooshes of machines keeping your loved one alive.

Peace can feel like a staid thrum when the fighting in your house explodes into the sea.

Peace pours itself out like water. Feet shod with the preparation of the gospel of peace don’t stand still. They make waves.

Peace is an anchor. It knows all is right when everything is all wrong.

Last Sunday ignited the second light of Advent, the Candle of Peace, and I’ve thought about peace every day since then. The second candle is also called the Bethlehem candle, so the story is not only about peace but about place.

O Little Town of Bethlehem

How still we see thee lie

Above thy deep and dreamless sleep

The silent stars go by.

Yet in thy dark streets shineth

The everlasting Light;

The hopes and fears of all the years

Are met in thee tonight.

Maybe, like the song says, the small village was calm that night. Or maybe it wasn’t. Either way, the Water of Life crashed into the world there, churning, washing, refreshing, and sweeping us all away.

Peace like a river.

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Advent: Part 1 (hope)

I raise my mallet and drop it on the plastic mole’s head that pops from the hole. It disappears, and two more heads poke up from different holes. I strike them both down. Three more jump up from various spots. I shift my feet, urgency flooding me, and whack every new emerging one. Faster, faster! my brain screams to my arms. I’m trying, I’m trying! my arms holler back. More heads, more hits. Heart pounding, moles erupting, arms flailing. Then the game ends. A little sweaty and winded, I look at my score. Maybe next time I’ll be faster.

People liken trouble that crops up here and there and everywhere to the arcade game’s moles, but this week those moles remind me of our tenacious hopes, springing up, despite life’s big hammer trying to take them out. It’s a silly thought, Whac-A-Mole, during this contemplative season of the year, but the persistence of hope—here and there and everywhere—is undeniable.

Where there’s a goal, there’s hope. Where there’s a plan, there’s hope. Where there’s a birth, there’s hope.

Last Sunday ignited the first light of Advent, the Candle of Hope, and I’ve thought about hope every day since then. The first candle of Advent is also called the prophecy candle, so the story is not only about hope but about hope while waiting. Now that’s where it gets hard.

I awoke this morning to the words HOPE IN THE WAIT waving through my mind like a banner. I don’t like waiting for promises to come true—humanity doesn’t like it—especially waiting for thousands of years for an ancient prophecy to be born. But that’s what happened. The vow in Eden took millennia to reach Golgotha. But the pounding hammer on that hill couldn’t nail down our relentless and victorious hope. He sprang up, and so can we. The wait was worth it.

But here we are in December, remembering like we always do, the middle—the time between tempting garden and failed grave—when a baby ripped through the darkness and let in the light with his coming. And we celebrate. The long-awaited hope is here.

O holy night! The stars are brightly shining

It is the night of our dear Savior's birth

Long lay the world in sin and error pining

'Til he appeared and the soul felt its worth

A thrill of hope the weary world rejoices

For yonder breaks a new and glorious morn

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Thankful (your responses)

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! Last week, I asked you what you were thankful for. Here are the responses you sent me. (And I’m thankful for you putting eyes to my writing year after year. What an honor!)

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The abundance that means we can eat leftovers for dinner

Fire in the fireplace on a cold evening

Christmas lights (OK, so I am rushing things a little bit, but I haven't put up the tree yet.)

A quiet night at home (after several evenings out)

Working in a walk on the rail trail between appointments on a busy day

LeAnne, northwestern Wisconsin

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I Give Thanks For…

Wisdom and skills of my body. Thank goodness I’m not required to consciously direct respiration nor heartbeat nor digestion nor the healing process.

Other people. Imagine waking up to discover everyone on Earth has vanished, leaving only you and your household. How long could you survive? Why would you want to?

The Slough of Despond. I would occasionally slip into this place with or without this deliciously poetic term for it, but I don’t have to. Thank you, John Bunyan and The Pilgrim’s Progress.

Our local library. Treasured and beautiful haven of quiet where I may access the thoughtwork of other minds who enrich my world through artwork, books, music, educational programs. All: free of charge.

Sara, Eau Claire, Wisconsin

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Once upon a time, I started a gratitude journal. With great fervor, I penciled in things for which I was grateful. I even numbered them, much like Ann Voskamp in her book One Thousand Gifts.

My entries covered several years, until my fervor wilted like an unwatered philodendron.

The gratitude journal got buried beneath a pile of other daily activities, and the little red notebook lay hidden until a few days ago, so I dusted it off and began to read some older entries of things for which I was thankful: safe driving in wet snow, a hibiscus bloom, lost keys found, furnace checked out okay, answered prayer, the smell of damp earth, bird songs, prayer requests from grandchildren, safe arrival of a great-grandchild, amazing discoveries in Scripture (even in the genealogies in Genesis)! Reading these entries renewed my motivation to return to a more diligent recording of my reasons to be thankful.

Then a few days later, I read Tamara’s blog entry and knew the coincidence of rediscovery for both of us was not a coincidence at all. I am so thankful!

Avis, Newfolden, Minnesota

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What I’m thankful for... My Tuesday morning Bible Study. Every Tuesday up to 26 women come together to study God’s Word. It is such a blessing to all of us. We have a great leader. Her name is Avis!

Sonia, Thief River Falls, Minnesota

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This year there is much to be thankful for in my life even amidst the challenges of life. But one thing that sticks out above the rest has been watching our son, now 30, navigate his own challenges and hear him say in each, “Mom, I want to do right by God.”

Betsy, Brooklyn Park, Minnesota

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The gratitude notebook

Hi, reader!

We’re in the gratitude season now (every season should be, but you know what I mean.) What are you thankful for? Big or little, I want to hear it.

Send me a message HERE by Wednesday, November 27, 2024, with your thanks list, and I’ll run it next Thursday in my Thanksgiving blog installment.

Subscribers, simply hit reply to this email. (Please include your city and state with your submission.)

In the meantime, enjoy this blog post from six years ago while I run and get a fresh notebook.

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Negativity slithered through our front door this fall, bringing darkness with it. We didn’t see it coming, of course, because that’s how it works.

But one day in late October, the dreariness captured my attention. How long had it been this dusky inside the house? I could hardly see the truth anymore for all the shadows.

“Not this again,” I said to no one in particular.

But I wasn’t the only one letting negativity’s gloom into our living quarters. Other family members had opened the door for it too. And we all seemed to entertain it most during our mealtimes together, venting our frustrations and irritations until the light over the table was as dim as a Minnesota morning in the fall before going off daylight savings time.

We were justified in our complaints, though, weren’t we? We were only discussing what was happening, right? There wasn’t any harm in that, was there? Facts were facts. And we could all agree there were too many hoops for Flicka to hop through in college, too many unanswered questions about Ricka’s life post-high school, too many worries about volleyball club teams for Dicka, too many schedule changes for Husband at work, and too many demands layered into my own days.

While the discussions stimulated me at first, negativity soon sucked away my energy.

Finally, I was done with it. So I resurrected an ancient solution for me—and for our family.

Gratitude.

“Here’s what’s happening,” I said one night at dinner, plunking down an old spiral notebook and pen. “We’re going to start a gratitude journal. It’ll stay right here on the table. Add to it whenever you think of something.”

I acted as scribe that first time, pointing my pen at each family member in the circle, forcing answers out of the whole lot of them until each had said something—anything.

At first, our gratefulness was staid: friends, family, volleyball, the dog. But as the days went, it broke free: Life Cereal, Dad telling his own embarrassing stories to comfort us, Dicka’s fast metabolism, God’s concept of time and money, when that car didn’t crash into Ricka in Uptown, candles, ChapStick, Flicka’s fast-growing hair, bagels, snow tires, the sun…

The concept of gratitude has existed since darkness was separated from light, and a person documenting his or her thankfulness has been around for eons too. Even so, I shared my not-so-creative-but-fresh-to-me idea of a gratitude journal with some loved ones.

Several had already tapped into the power of putting it on paper.

“It’s a life changer,” my sister said.

“It’s a game changer,” my friend said.

“It changes everything,” my neighbor said.

Hmm. So much change.

A week later, Ricka entered the house from school, her cell phone in hand. She tapped on it. “Mom, I took notes today about things I’m thankful for. Wanna hear them?”

She rattled off her list to me, and I transcribed the items into the gratitude journal. Taking a closer look, I noticed others had been in our notebook too—others beyond our family—scratching down their own notes of gratefulness.

That night at dinner, the dining room table looked different. Something had changed. I could see the food better—and my family too.

Was it just me, or was it brighter in there?

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Still reading?

Aunt Cee emailed me this week to talk books. She rattled off twenty-five titles she had consumed in the past few years and “shelved” her have-reads under seven categories, two of them intriguing me the most: Some dystopian types that seem rather relevant to our times and MUCH creeeepier than I thought! A blend of envy and urgency shot through me.

The year skitters away like the fallen leaves, and because of my Aunt Cee, my mind once more rushes to the book list and all my wonderful reading intentions for the year.

I dig out the document again and find I’m far behind. (Here are my to-reads for 2024.)

How am I doing?

All the Light We Cannot See was the only book I actually read aloud with Flicka. After that, we listened to the audiobook of Crime and Punishment while painting the downstairs bedroom in June. I wasn’t sure if I was meant to laugh at the social commentary and Dickensian style, but I did anyway. The book outlasted our painting by about fifteen hours, so if you don’t wish to invest the better part of a work week ingesting the thing, probably don’t start.

I meandered off the list when my sisters recommended Everything Sad is Untrue by Daniel Nayeri, a memoirish account—told through the eyes of a ten-year-old boy—of life as an immigrant moving from Iran to Oklahoma. I loved every minute of it. The truth of his statement, “all our memories are lies we tell ourselves,” rattled me.

My audio Bible in a Year plan was supposed to feed me the Good Book in edible portions throughout the whole twelve months, but the servings were so heavy some days that I finished on Tuesday—seven weeks before New Year’s Eve.

The Thursday Murder Club, a delightful romp, inspired me to believe when my septuagenarian years come, I too will solve crimes by using my sharp memory and astute observation.

I tackled a few other books on my list too, but when a friend gave me a copy of Kiss Your Dentist Goodbye by Ellie Phillips, DDS, I dropped my other reading to flip through it and ultimately ordered Larineco’s remineralizing gum. The book doesn’t endorse this brand, but it fit with the protocol, so I ordered several boxes. And for a month, I was convinced I had been scammed—until the gum arrived this week. But I digress.

How goes your reading?

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The same

I first posted this blog entry in 2016 after the presidential election. I reposted it in 2020. And now here I am again, letting you read the thing I wrote eight years ago that’s still exactly how I feel. What’s different for you today?

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Wednesday morning, my alarm clock jolted me out of bed at the usual time. The coffeemaker brewed my customary dark roast, and with the normal splash of cream, my coffee tasted the same too.

Like I do every weekday, I walked Dicka to the bus stop at the end of the block. And again, the fallen leaves and garbage fluttered by our feet as we strode down the sidewalk together. I side-stepped the trash and sighed; it seemed the identical litter appeared every morning, even though I picked it up daily on the way back to the house.

But something about the day was different.

“I don’t want to go to school,” Dicka said.

I assessed her face. No red, drippy nose. No glassy eyes. “Why not?”

“Because everyone will be talking about the election.” She tugged her hood forward to cover her ears. “I just want it to be over.”

I curled my arm around her. “I hear you.”

At the corner, we waited for the school bus. The sixth grade girl from across the street plodded toward us like she always did. And as usual, an invisible weight—bigger than her backpack—pulled her shoulders down. My heart pinched, and I greeted her. She said hi back and then patted her mouth as she yawned, keeping an eye on me the whole time.

I accepted her non-verbal invitation. “So, you’re pretty tired today?”

“I watched the election last night,” she said. “I got to stay up until it was over.”

“Wow. That was late. I was asleep by ten-thirty.”

Her posture straightened, and her eyes sparked. “Did you hear Trump won?”

“I did.”

“He’ll be impeached soon. Like Nixon.”

I imagined the conversation swirling around her TV the night before as states on the screen lit up in red or blue. What else had the adults in her house told her to make the world right for her—and for them?

The bus pulled up and the door screeched open. I kissed Dicka on the forehead and said goodbye to the neighbor girl. The two of them climbed the steps and were gone.

I walked back to the house, plucking the garbage along my path. This morning, the citizens of the country dressed in new clothes: elation, hope, shock, fear, anger. Groups had decided to protest, and others had threatened to unleash riots throughout the nation on neighborhoods like ours. But our street was quiet at eight o’clock in the morning, and the message for me and my family again reverberated off the pavement and houses that lined our block. In our changing times, our calling stayed the same.

Love the Lord your God with all your heart, soul, mind, and strength. And love your neighbor as yourself.

If the national debt rose or fell, if immigrants were ousted or welcomed, if discrimination stamped out love like some feared or acceptance for all became the rule, nothing would change for us. We’d still talk to the girl at the bus stop, remove snow in the winter for the neighbors, take in kids in crisis, pick up the garbage. We’d still notice the invisible ones living among us, respond to the needs that were delivered to our door, and say no to the deeds that were good but not meant for us.

And we’d stay rooted in the One who is the same yesterday, today, and forever.

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*Names in this blog have been changed to protect my family, neighbors, and friends in the neighborhood, and in a nod of appreciation to the beloved Swedish author Maj Lindman, I’ve renamed my three blondies Flicka, Ricka, and Dicka.



The TP tales

Year 1

“I’m going to TP your house on Halloween,” Dicka announced to the next door neighbors, seated at our dining room table.

“Yes,” Mrs. M said with a laugh. “We’ll hold you to it.”

The visiting family talked about the price of toilet paper now after its scarcity in the early pandemic and how excited they were to be chosen for Dicka’s end-of-the-month “surprise.” It was October 8, 2022—only seven months into our home ownership and friendship with the people circling our table now—and only three weeks before the fall holiday, so they wouldn’t have long to wait.

The last day of October fluttered in like the vinyl ghost tied to the tree a couple of cul-de-sacs over. I emptied bags of sweets into the candy bowl—no clue how many trick-or-treaters we’d entertain in the evening hours—and flicked on the front light to welcome the costumed masses.

As the evening ticked away, we watched a movie together while listening for the knocks of disguised visitors. My mind was already on November and the next holiday.

Husband’s and my phones pinged. A text from Mr. M next door.

Is Dicka coming to TP our house soon? We’ve been waiting for her.

I sent back a quick thank you for the reminder and summoned Dicka outside to make good on her forgotten promises. But first, I snapped a picture of her wielding a single roll of toilet paper and texted it to the neighbors to prepare them for The Onslaught. She wriggled into her hot dog costume for the event.

Before our girl exited the house, however, in came a texted photo of Marcos, the oldest of the three boys next door, wearing his hot dog costume and holding one roll of toilet paper in each hand. (Side note: Did the two of them buy the same costume on purpose for the occasion? Or at least know of the other’s garb? No and no. Now back to the story...)

Dicka blasted back with her own photo, three rolls filling her arms. The frankfurter shot us another image of himself; this time, he posed behind a pyramid of the white, papery ammunition.

Dicka and Ricka charged out the front door to sling the streams of white and capture footage of it. When they returned, breathless, a text popped in from Mrs. M.

Wow! I didn’t see that coming.

The girls played us the blurry video of their TPing acts involving the sugar maple next door. The jostled camera captured their crimes in the dark—their lobbing of strips into the branches, their whispered panic-giggles, their tripping back into the house—like The Blair Witch Project’s “found footage” except with zero horror and one hundred percent more bathroom tissue.

The next morning, we expected to awaken to proof of the previous night’s shenanigans—garlands of white on boughs of orange-gold foliage (the work of a hot dog and her sister) and two meager strands of tissue draped over the hood of Dicka’s Honda (the work of the hot dog next door)—but the evidence was gone.

We later learned Marcos had arisen early to clean up the fun, erasing all but the memories and video footage of Halloween 2022.

Year 2

“I’ll be in Kona for YWAM in October,” Dicka told the neighbors in early September of 2023, “so I won’t be able to TP your tree this year.”

“Oh no,” Mrs. M said. “How can Halloween happen without you?”

“The family will have to do it.”

As usual, close to the date, the neighbors texted a reminder, and as Halloween evening rolled in, the toilet paper rolled out. Committed to tradition, Ricka set about to accomplish the task, and she persuaded Husband to join her. Together, they flung strings of tissue into the branches. But it went down at dusk, and no one wore the hot dog costume. It wasn’t the same without Dicka. And where was Marcos?

In the text thread later the next day, Mr. M said he had come home from work, intending to clean up the remnants of the night, but the job was already done. He asked who was responsible for his pristine tree.

“It wasn’t us,” Husband said. “I’d blame Marcos for it.”

But I knew the whole story. On the morning of November 1, I lugged out the ladder, first tossing glances in all directions hoping to avoid notice, and ripped down every last shred of Halloween 2023.

Year 3

“I’ll be in Kona again in October,” Dicka once again announced to the neighbors in September, “so I won’t be able to TP your tree this year either.”

“Not again,” Mrs. M said. “Who will do it now?”

But we had some ideas.

On October 23, Mr. M texted us a reminder. We're looking forward to Halloween decorations between our houses. Toilet paper?

I confirmed our participation in the annual event, added TP to the Target shopping list, and rifled through Dicka’s closet for the needed uniform.

And then we waited for dark.

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*Names in this blog have been changed to protect my family, neighbors, and friends in the neighborhood, and in a nod of appreciation to the beloved Swedish author Maj Lindman, I’ve renamed my three blondies Flicka, Ricka, and Dicka.



Boston

In the spring of 1995, I purchased tickets to see Boston (the band, not the city) at the Fargodome in Fargo, North Dakota, one of the stops on their Livin’ for You tour. I suppose I dialed a box office number to do it, and I imagine I rattled off the digits of a credit card to secure our spots.

The old 1995 diary is spare of details to corroborate my memories of the event that took place on May 24 of that year, but no matter; my mental files of the exciting occasion have remained impeccable these (almost) thirty years later, although apparently not impeccable enough to recall Husband and I ate a picnic on the way to the venue or that no opening band played that night, but that’s where the little book of trivia fills the gaps.

Husband had begun a job at American Woods, Inc., a precision custom millwork company, the previous day, and from its description online today, they’ve been at their fine craftsmanship for three decades, so it was a new place back then.

As we hurtled down Highway 29 from Grand Forks, North Dakota—where we lived at the time—toward Fargo after Husband’s workday, exuberance flooded my body. Behind the wheel, Husband was a tough read. He yawned four or five times—his new job had yanked him out of bed too early that morning—but it wasn’t that he didn’t like Boston. It was just that without my influence, he never in a million years would’ve paid money to see the group, he admitted at some point along the route.

At last, we arrived at the Fargodome. Nothing could’ve faded my smile, not even our trek to scale the great heights to locate the nose-bleedingest seats I’ve ever purchased in my whole, cheap concertgoing life. If memory serves—and we know by now it really doesn’t—wide swaths of unfilled chairs circled the place. But we dutifully went to our correct spots all the way up at the top anyway. Wasn’t it so nice to have the wall behind us to support our backs, though?

The band started with the greatest rock and roll song of all time, More Than a Feeling, the opening track from Boston’s 1976 album and plunged forward into the setlist from their 1994 album, Walk On.

Although someone must have dimmed the lights during the show, I recall the stadium bright throughout my beloved band’s performance, so brandishing my BIC lighter’s flame didn’t bring the expected chills. I surveyed the expanse. Was I really in the presence of musical greats that appeared as mere specks on the stage far below? My teenage fantasy of seeing the group lived on.

I stood, waving my lighter, and sang along to the rock group’s tunes, but where was Husband? He sat next to me, elbows to knees, his head propped on two fists, and snoozed.

No concertgoers sat near us, and Husband wasn’t much of a companion, slumped in his seat like he was. I could’ve succumbed to loneliness up there at the ‘Dome’s summit, but no. I was living out my dream all by myself, and my isolation from humanity dampened nothing of my resilient spirit.

I looked out this morning and the sun was gone

Turned on some music to start my day

I lost myself in a familiar song

I closed my eyes and I slipped away

My diary entry ends with a bland “We got home at 12 a.m. It was a 2 ½-hour long concert (no opening band),” so maybe I’ll ditch my documentation in favor of my grand recollections.

Ah, Boston. I still love you.

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The pen pal

First published in 2017, this story needs to run again. In the past seven years, Jenny and I have kept in touch. Some years I’m quicker to respond to her emails than others, but this pen pal of mine is a keeper. Forty-five years and counting…

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Nine-year-old Jenny wandered through the church bookstore, her eyes wide. So many shelves brimming with shiny new titles. Walking down one aisle, she dragged a finger along the books’ spines. What stories hid behind those covers? A trip to the bookstore was a grand adventure each time she visited Grandma and Grandpa’s huge church in northern Kentucky—so different from her small church back home in Ohio.

From the front of the store, Grandma beckoned to her. “Time to go, honey.”

Jenny headed toward the door, but what was that? Her gaze landed on a rack with a sign planted on top: Free! She couldn’t leave without taking a peek. Grandma nodded, and Jenny flipped through the rack’s magazines, anticipation mounting. A children’s publication caught her eye. She slid it from its holder.

During the ride home, Jenny leafed through her new magazine. On the last page was an ad for pen pals. Columns of names and ages of kids—along with their addresses—lined up like the orphans in Annie, waiting to be picked. The name of a girl her age called out to her. What a unique name! And the girl’s address was different from all the other kids’. It contained only the town, state, and zip code. Where was her house number? Or street name? Who lived on an unnamed street, in an unnumbered house? Who was this girl?

At home, Jenny pulled out a pen and paper and scrawled her first letter to the girl, her new friend.

My name is Jenny Bird. Will you be my pen pal?


I stood in a checkout lane at Aldi. Why had I decided a grocery run would be a good idea at five o’clock in the afternoon? Several people lined up ahead of me, the conveyor belt loaded with their food. A customer at the front struggled with the card reader, swiping several times. This could take a while.

My cell phone pinged. A private message on Facebook.

Hi, Tamara. Don’t know if you remember me. I’m Jenny Bird, your elementary school pen pal. Last night you came to mind, so I thought I’d see if I could find you on Facebook. I think I did.

Jenny Bird.

I had thought of her over the years and had searched Facebook once with no success. But here she was—Jenny Peters now—looking for me. My heart squeezed. When it was my turn in line, I put my body on autopilot to unload the groceries while I left 2017 and traveled back to 1979, the year Jenny and I began our written friendship.

Jenny had chosen me, and I had loved her from the get-go. Over the years, we swapped pictures, described our families, and compared notes about school. On a family road trip in 1987, I persuaded Mom and Dad to stop in New Richmond, Ohio, so I could see her for the first time. Our families met and shared a meal on our journey to the east coast.

Sometime around our 1988 high school graduations, Jenny and I lost each other. College, marriage, and life intercepted our letters. Her name floated to me now and then when I sifted through the past, but the present was needy, demanding my full attention.

When I got home from the store, the groceries flew into the cupboards on their own—or I had someone else put them away; I was only thinking of Jenny.

She had chosen me once and found me again.

I sat at the computer, my stomach swirling with the same excitement as when I curled up with my box of Current stationery and a pen to write to Jenny in my childhood bedroom in the house in Middle River—the town so small no house numbers or street names were needed.

How has life been for you? I typed, then shook my head. Ridiculous. Like asking for a one-ounce sample of the ocean.

No long waits for letters anymore; our emails zipped between Minneapolis and a suburb of Cincinnati. Jenny’s messages came to me on Saturdays—the day she had time to sit and write.

I love my Saturday mornings spent with you, she’d say. Then she invited me into the big and small things of her life again, just like before.

And I invited her into mine.

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Seeds

After checking in, I move away from the reception area in the office of one of my referral sources, the social worker I’m here to see. She and I share many clients, and over two years, I’ve spoken with her often by phone or through email. Today, we meet in person for the first time, and she feels like something of a friend by now. I have a picture in my brain of how I imagine she looks. But what kind of face does mercy have?

A poster near the front desk snags my attention: “They tried to bury us; they didn’t know we were seeds.”

I squint at the picture—mass produced art in an unremarkable frame—its message by Greek poet Dinos Christianopoulos. Is it really my third or fourth sighting of this sentiment in a week? Why the sudden appeal for this saying? Or is it just me, seeing it everywhere right now?

Back at home, I open a jar of quotes, a gift from the leadership at work for last month’s Employee Appreciation Month. I pluck out one of the little papers, unfurl it, and read, “Don’t judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant.” The word seeds in the Robert Louis Stevenson quote is the only one in italics.

The daytime sun slants, and the unmistakable evening chill tells me the warmth of our weeks is draining. There’s only so much left, and it’s almost all poured out. The quotes about seeds I see these days—I don’t understand their timing. Why now? In this hemisphere, it’s hardly time for planting.

I’m the only one I know in my immediate or extended family who grieves the loss of summer. The closing of the pool is like the dropping of a casket’s lid. At best, fall is a time of dormancy. At worst, it’s a time of death. The flowers shrivel and drop off, the leaves abandon hope. And many years ago, my father died in September. If his leaving was certain (and it was), his departure might as well have been in the dying months, I reasoned—and still do.

But the seeds.

I read today's Streams in the Desert, and it’s more of what I see everywhere:

“This is the happy season of ripening cornfields, of the merry song of reapers, of the secured and garnered grain. But let me hearken to the sermon of the field. This is its solemn word to me. You must die in order to live. You must refuse to consult your own ease and well-being. You must be crucified, not only in desires and habits which are sinful, but in many more which appear innocent and right. If you would bear much fruit, you must be buried in darkness and solitude. But, when Jesus asks it, let me tell myself that it is my high dignity to enter into the fellowship of His sufferings; and thus I am in the best of company. Plenty out of pain, life out of death: is it not the law of the Kingdom? Do we call it dying when the bud bursts into flower?”

I feel the punch in my gut. I guess I’ll bury myself now for the fruit later. Or at least allow myself to be buried. Deep, quiet, dark, restful.

Winter soon comes, but after it? The death-to-life story. The only one that counts.

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Life goes on (and all the other clichés)

On Saturday morning, while the girls and I sipped our coffees during the first session of a women’s conference, Husband sent a photo to the family text thread. I grimaced.

On a plush and verdant bed of Creeping Charlie in our backyard, a raccoon lay in repose. Which one of you did this? he texted.

Dicka: NOT JARVIS!!!!!

NOOOOO

Gone too soon

Maybe he’s asleep?

Me: I don’t know about you guys, but Jarvis was naughty. Maybe God took him out. On the other hand, Farnsworth? An utter sweetheart.

Dicka: Now I ain’t sayin he a hole digga but he ain’t messin w no broke broke

Me: You guys are writing this week’s blog for me.

Dicka: No!

Husband: You’ll have to get the translation for [Dicka’s] gibberish.

Ricka: It’s that one song dad

It’s called gold digger

Go listen to it

Dicka: don’t

It’s a bad song

Maybe Flicka was tuned in to the conference speaker, and that’s why she didn’t respond to the news of the passing of Jarvis. We also never found out who did it, but Husband acted as sole pallbearer that day before we ladies returned home.

Maybe you’re wondering “Who’s Jarvis?” Or “Who’s Farnsworth?” I’m glad you asked. You can read about our yard creatures here.

We had a summer with Jarvis, but I suppose you could say it felt like a lifetime. He was more of a taker than a giver, but at least he left holes in our yard—a reminder of how our paths once crossed. May he live on—if not in our hearts, at least in our text thread from Saturday.

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Baby Leon

Here’s a story from years ago. Back then, we lived in North Minneapolis and served as a host family for Safe Families for Children. The baby in the following story was number ten of the thirty-two little ones we ultimately hosted.

It was another time in another world, it seems, but as I reread these words this morning, I’m right back there.

*****

My girl Dicka and I enter the family’s living room in the cramped upstairs apartment in that old house on Fremont, and Monique motions toward the couch, inviting us to sit. We settle into it, the smell of stale cigarettes wafting from the cushions’ fabric. I curtail a grimace. What’s worse? The smell of cigarette smoke, thick in the air and permeating our clothes, or the heat of the place, which probably hovers around eighty degrees?

I gaze at my surroundings. Who all lives here? Monique points out a few relatives, but some others, whom she doesn’t label, mill around in the tiny kitchen too. When I answered the urgent needs request to care for her baby for a couple of weeks, Safe Families for Children informed me of the place where we would pick him up. The address startled me—only five blocks from our house. The roads, crusted with snow the plows have yet to scrape clean, make me want to stay in, but this pick-up situation—so close to home—is an easy one.

From the couch, Dicka and I have a split view of two rooms: the kitchen where two people sit at a small Formica table, crushing out one spent cigarette after another into an ashtray like it’s a contest, and the bedroom where Monique pulls together little Leon’s clothing for his stay with us. The ten-month-old baby is planted on the bed like Buddha, facing his mama while she packs, naked except for his diaper. His hair is a dark mass, curling now from perspiration.

“He’s huge,” Dicka whispers, wrinkling her nose. “Huge and sweaty.”

The place vibrates with activity and noise, but I keep my voice low anyway. “I think he’s kind of cute.”

Leon flaps his arms while this three older brothers—all under five years old—buzz around the cramped apartment with a light saber, a truck, and a ball. They zip through the bedroom, hooting and shouting, where their mama works.

“You get out of here now, you hear me?” Monique hollers at them, swatting one of them on the backside as he runs by, and the group of them bolts from the room.

As we wait, the heat and smoke roil my stomach. Soon, we’ll be back outside in December’s cruel wind, but at least we’ll breathe new air. I’ll have this baby in my arms too then—this little one we promised to take care of for the next two weeks. The mama and daddy will use their freer time to do some apartment hunting while they stay with extended family members in this house.

A few details about Monique’s situation warm me. There’s a man in her life, the father of their four children. He’s a good man, from the sounds of it, committed to the mother of his kids, and holds a steady custodial position at the Twins stadium.

Monique leaves Leon sitting on his wide base on the bed while she lugs two brimming bags of baby clothing out to the living room and drops them at my feet. “This should be enough.”

The moms are always generous with their packing—except for the mother of our first set of twins. Those babies came to us in one set of diapers and the onesies on their bodies—no extras—and we scrambled to gather more for them. Monique gives us enough for Leon to stay a month.

She saunters into the kitchen to collect new and partly used cans of formula. She returns and pokes them into one of the bags at my feet.

“I put a few diapers in there—that’s all I got—,” she says, “so I guess he’ll need more. He wears size fours.”

“He’ll be good,” I say, waving away her concerns. “I have lots of diapers his size in my stash at home.”

I think of my diaper lady, a woman at church who works fulltime, but wants to support us in some way. She can’t host kids herself, but she plies me with diapers and the specific kinds of formula needed for the babies who stay with us. Every time I eye the stack of size fours shelved in our basement, I see her commitment. And every time I watch the milk drain from a bottle as I feed a baby in the night, I see her love.

“I bet you were on the road a long time today,” Monique says. “Was it slow coming in from the suburbs?”

For a number of reasons, all wrapped around safety, the organization counsels us host families to give the parents our contact numbers, but never to tell them where we live. Monique sizes me up as a suburban lady.

“It was no big deal.” I smile. “Really a quick trip.”

If she only knew how quick. If she only knew I lived in the inner city, just like her, and only five blocks from where she now prepares her baby for his stay with our family.

I mull over Monique’s words. What makes her assume I’m a suburban woman? Does she judge me by my externals? Do I judge her by hers? We humans do that kind of thing, making assumptions about life and those around us—not knowing much of anything until we listen.

Monique dresses Leon in the bedroom, totes him out to the living room, and plunks him into my lap. He feels like a twenty-five pounder; no doubt my arms will be stronger after his stay. He flashes me a broad grin, and dimples skewer his cheeks.

I smile at Dicka, grateful for her presence; I need the extra arms for the baby and all his bags of clothes. Monique follows us out to the car, and Leon’s dad pulls up in front of the place—freshly home from work—and climbs out of his vehicle. He joins us, buckles his youngest son into the car seat in the back of my Honda, and smooches the baby’s head.

The two young parents wave goodbye as I drive away from the curb with one of theirs, maybe imagining I’ll care for their baby in a world far from their own. I think about Monique, looking at my skin, my clothes, and making guesses about my life. And I contemplate what I think I know about her too.

Underneath our differences, does she know we’re alike?

Do I?

*****

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Happy 10th birthday, My Blonde Life!

I once read ten years old is the safest age to be, but now I can’t find that statistic anywhere. What’s my point? I’m not sure, except I’m here to say the blog, My Blonde Life, turned double-digits this week!

As usual, I bought a cake. And as usual, we ate it, celebrating the silent family member who has spoken 520 times into our lives now.

An anonymous someone sent me the following note this week:

On behalf of many other readers of the My Blonde Life blog, congratulations, Tamara Jorell, on ten years of thought-provoking, humorous, tear-jerking entries! These ten years have flown by for those of us who look forward to a Thursday dose of reality perspectives different from our own, with frequent timely pokes at our lethargy of spirit about important matters. You have made us snort, sniffle, and chortle out loud, all while reading the weekly post and sitting in an empty room.

Thank you for resisting common clichés by kneading each sentence so the creative yeast can work its effect. Thank you for your meticulous attention to sentence structure and grammatical correctness with bee-worthy spelling precision, all of which help your teacher-readers breathe easier as they inhale that yeasty creative goodness!

Thank you for all those mental notes you make as you experience daily life. Thanks for the notes that make it into strings of words in those early hours when you fight the writer’s blocks that hover Jenga-like over your racing thoughts. Your words have made a difference in the lives of your readers, so keep writing!

Thank you, readers, for coming along for the adventure! Let’s see what happens now.

Left to right: Flicka, Ricka, and Dicka

Blind once

“You should write the story about the time the tree fell on someone’s car in front of our old house,” Dicka said two days ago.

I replayed memories from four years ago, and the incident’s fuzzy details sharpened.

On August 15, 2020, someone had parked on the street in front of our Minneapolis home in Dicka’s usual spot, forcing her to park her Honda farther down the street. A storm blasted in and hurled a boulevard tree onto the stranger’s car, smashing its roof and shattering its windshield. Her car was spared.

The accident thrust me into contemplative mode, and other stories rolled into my mind.

The tornado of May 22, 2011, laid waste to our North Minneapolis neighborhood, its destructive fists slamming houses all around us. Our damage? The winds blew a lone shingle onto our front steps.

A stranger broke into our home on the night of February 28, 2014, while we were sleeping. Police later informed us the intruder had been unarmed while in our home and only wanted to steal from us and not kill us.

Leaving Beldenville, Wisconsin, on July 27, 2024, Husband drove the two of us west back to the Twin Cities and into the setting sun. At an intersection on 690th Avenue, he blew through a stop sign. A car, heading southbound, sailed past us, missing us by a breath. Husband’s phone trilled.

“We almost witnessed both our parents die at the same time,” Ricka said on the other end of the line from the car behind us she rode in with her sisters. “I would’ve needed counseling for the next ten years at least.”

Adrenaline whooshed through my bloodstream, and it took me more than a few minutes to normalize.

My life is fraught with evidence—with signs of repetitive rescue. I’m the recipient of deliverance, and I can’t make sense of the why behind it.

Some people see goodness in their lives and say, “I’ve done something right.” Or difficulties hit them, and they say, “I’ve done something wrong.”

No.

“Why was this man born blind?” Jesus’ friends asked him. “Was it because of his sins or his parents’ sins?”

“Neither,” He said. “This happened so the power of God could be seen in him.”

And He healed the blind man and sent him on his way, infuriating the religious leaders all over again.

And this is the way of it: a plan is assigned to each course, but we can’t know which way it goes until it does. Good comes, bad comes. I can’t figure it out any more than you can, but it’s the perfect time for faith.

I was blind too once, but now I see.

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